Showing posts with label Worst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Worst. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

Film Review: The Back-Up Plan


J. Lo, J Lo, J Lo. Wow. You have fallen down the totem pole. This film is easily the biggest pile of trite I have seen all year. Atroticous.

Jennifer Lopez plays Zoe, who has become pregnant and starts dating Stan (Alex O'Loughlin) who is unaware of Zoe's pregnant condition.

The story is like spam, the acting like balsa wood and the characters as thin as twine, The Back-Up Plan would make make Martin corsese wonder what happened to the great medium called cinema. With one-liners that are relying solely on shock value, it won't make you gasp. It'll make you realize just how depserate these guys are to make you laugh. Hopefully, J. Lo gets a role next time that, you know, has one reddeming quality.

Rating: 2.8 out of 10 or F

SYS

Monday, February 1, 2010

Ready To Get Razzied?


The Razzie nom's are here! Below are the Best of The Worst of 2009 films! Can't wait to see who wins!!

Worst Picture

All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen



Worst Director

Michael Bay - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Walt Becker - Old Dogs
Brad Silberling - Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Phil Traill - All About Steve



Worst Actor

Will Ferrell - Land of the Lost
The Jonas Brothers (as themselves) - Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Steve Martin - The Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy - Imagine That
John Travolta - Old Dogs

Worst Actress

Beyonce - Obsessed
Sandra Bullock - All About Steve
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox - Jennifer's Body / Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Sarah Jessica Parker - Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Worst Supporting Actor

Billy Ray Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner (as himself) - Miss March
Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone - Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Worst Supporting Actress

Candice Bergen - Bride Wars
Ali Larter - Obsessed
Sienna Miller - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Kelly Preston - Old Dogs
Julie White - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Worst Screenplay
All About Steve - written by Kim Barker
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - screenplay by Stuart Beattie, David Elliot and Paul Lovett; story by Beattie, Michael B. Gordon and Stephen Sommers, based on the comic book by Larry Hama
Land of the Lost - screenplay by Chris Henchy and Dennis McNicholas; based on the television series created by Sid and Marty Krofft
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - screenplay by Ehren Kruger, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci
The Twilight Saga: New Moon - screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg; based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

Worst Screen Couple
Any member of the Jonas Brothers - Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper - All About Steve
Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature or "comic riff" - Land of the Lost
Shia LeBeouf and either Megan Fox or any Transformer - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristen Stewart and either Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
The Pink Panther 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Twilight Saga: New Moon


SYS

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Worst Holiday Special Ever



Just watch this. If you make it the whole way, I'll pay you.

SYS

Monday, December 7, 2009

The Blind Side Hits A Touchdown, New Moon Eclipsed, Noboyd's Fine, Armored Rubber, Brothers OK & Up In The Air Great



The Blind Side took 3 weeks to reach number 1, but that was fine. It still made 20 million over the weekend. Plus, it has now made 129.2 million dollars, becoming the 4th biggest Sports film ever. It'll likely be the biggest Sports film ever and be the first to make 200 million by the end of the month.

New Moon kept falling, showing that this installment was quite front-loaded. It made 15.7 million dollars and has made 255.6 million. It making 300 million is still likely.

Brothers opened up with 9.7 million. It's an okay opening, though it may have trouble recouping it's 26 million budget.

Armored was mediocre at number 6 in the box office, making 6.6 million dollars.

Everybody's Fine, the largest film this weekend, bombed with only 4 million. This makes another bomb for Robert De Niro, one of the greatest actors of all time and the death of Everybody's Fines studio: Miramax who has been on life support for years now.

Among hold-overs, A Christmas Carol fared best with 7.5 million, holding better than Santa Clause 2 and Elf at this point. It has made 115 million and is ahead of The Polar Express by 6 million dollars.

2012 continued it's good plight at the cinema's with 6.6 million, the same as Armored. When the actual box-office results come in later today, it will be seen if 2012 is at number 7 or 6. 2012 has made 666 million worldwide and 148.7 million here in the USA.

Old Dogs plummeted to 6.9 million dollars and has made 33.9 million. It is likely to make 50 million total.



Up In The Air made 1.1 million dollars at 15 theatres, making 79,00 dollars at each cinema.

Transylmania made only 282,000 dollars at number 21 in only 1,007 theatres. It has the horrid honor of being the worst opening film in 1,00 theatres.

Overall, this weekend was the biggest ever for this time of year, making 94 million dollars.

SYS

Thursday, November 26, 2009

What's a 7 letter word(s) for worst reviewed film of the year? O-L-D D-O-G-S



Old Dogs has the not so cool honor of being the worst reviewed film of the year. 6% of the critics liked it. If you ask me, this film will either just be stupid funny (like Land of The Lost) or just plain stupid (like Daddy Day Camp).

I shall see soon enough. I'll be seeing the movie over the weekend.

SYS